What’s Wrong With The World?

I just read a blog post from an author who had been sued for using a photo.  She thought she’d offered enough disclaimer and credit and the photographer asked her to remove it, but even once it was removed still moved forward with legal action.

So, then, I guess, the person’s really not making money from taking pictures, per se.

I digress.

I’ve borrowed some photos recently.  It took a lot for me to really start doing that.  But having fallen in with the “switch me over” company that I did, I have this plain vanilla blog.  I need color, movement and texture.  Especially while I am learning to bring my point home in under 1000 words.

The box my camera came in claims 7mp.  I’m telling you…4.  There are preschoolers carrying around devices that offer more resolution and control.  I have tried everything to fit a smartphone for the grown ups into the budget category, and I can’t.

Plus.  The background of my photos is urban decay, one-eyed dogs, and a renovated-but-not-restored-too-small-if-I-want-it-clean-I-can-by-God-clean-it-myself house.  I am taking a lot of pictures. But like the mirror.  I don’t want anyone to see me like I see myself right now.

So…  The borrowed photos are coming down.

The author went on to say that Pinterest is another source of legal exposure.  If you pin something, you claim permission to use it and if the originator takes a mind, they can sue you.  This isn’t the first time I’ve come across this.  The first time I avoided Pinterest entirely for several months.  I just got back on in June.  Now, fun and helpful as it is, I just might delete my account.

SOPA…called me a pirate.  On my birthday.

I took the first recommendation I got on companies who’ll switch you from blogger to wp.  WITH A DESIGN.  I trusted the person making the recommendation because he spoke at [conference] and I liked what he had to say.

They switched me over…  When I asked questions, the agent treated me like I was being difficult.

Look at that design, will ya?

I’ve managed to get to a place where the difficulty of wp doesn’t lodge in my throat the minute I log in, and I’ve found a stat tracker that is more realistic.  I can’t make it stop counting my clicks.  If I try to subtract myself, I find that I have a fistful of people in China.  Carrie.  Jennifer.  Jessica, from time to time.  And if I work SITS  like a pole on a stage, two or three other click-throughs per day.  Mickey once told me he’d heard everything in a particular post before.  So.  He reads sometimes.  We don’t discuss it.

Now, I find that an innocent blogger in pursuit of all due diligence can be sued and lose, anyway.

And even though Pinterest has an element of free advertising, someone very definitely might sue me, anyway.

And to top it all off, I just can’t write.  I have been trying for the last several weeks to just get it moving.  I hate what I read.

What I am free to say amounts to so little.  What my heart screams isn’t bloggable.

I once referred to a story.  It lived in my mind and asked everyday to be written.

It, too, has gone.

This was to be the day that I got organized and made a plan for the growth of the blog.

And the first thing this morning, I received another warning that I am exposed to risk.

And blogging is for someone else.

And now, everyone is asking my why I’m crying.

I’ll tell you why.

Because sometimes we cry when we’re angry.

 

 

 

 

 

Back to Work

We started school today.

Sort of.

Soft start.

Choir Camp is Aug. 6-8

And co-op doesn’t actually start until the 24th!!!!

But we had a problem.

Too much time on our hands was causing us to get into trouble.

And we were getting stoopid.

So.  Part of every day, we are going to be doing school work all at the same time.

And mommy is going to be learning.

Mommy is going to figure out where to go with this blog thing.

Taking What Isn’t Yours

Oh, of course, I might be thinking of stealing someone’s things.

In this case, however, I am talking about impatience.

Wanting something that hasn’t been given.

Something isn’t coming fast enough.

I want the harvest without the growing season.

Humans.

So smart.

We can produce a hydroponic tomato.

It looks like a tomato.

Tastes like…  Nothing.

We feel we deserve more.

We know it’s coming.

We want the profit without the accounting,

the privilege without the responsibility,

the authority without the commitment.,

the license without the wisdom,

the freedom without the participation,

Humans.

So silly.

The riches without the rules,

the majesty without the Ruler.

It never satisfies…

 

“Elizabeth: I hardly believe in ghost stories, Captain Barbossa.
Barbossa: Aye. That’s exactly what I thought when first told of the tale. Buried in the island of the dead that which cannot be found except by those who already knows where it is. Find it, we did. And there be the chest… and inside, be the gold. We took them all! Spent ‘em, traded ‘em and fritted ‘em away, for drink and food and pleasurable company. But the more we gave them away, the more we came to realize. The drink would not satisfy, food turned to ash in our mouths, nor the company in the world would harm or slake our lust. We are cursed men, Miss Turner. Compelled by greed, we were. But now, we are consumed by it.”

-Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl

 

 

 

A Good Time Was Had By All

As previously harped on mentioned, yesterday was our 21st Anniversary.

In view of the fact that we just bought a car, there are no big reveals of any other gifts.  I am still trying to figure out the phone thing.  Our early termination fees with our current carrier are absurd.  The good news, though, is that this week the Divas got caught in a stunt so devastatingly stupid, they are in a cultural lockdown so severe that they will wear their house arrest ankle monitors to their kids’ kindergarten graduations.  So, I won’t feel pressure to get in a hurry to deliver the new, the sparkly, and the modern.  If they are lucky, they might get to share one of Mickey’s and my old ones.

I’ll give you a hint:  “She only said we couldn’t have Facebook.”

Delightfully Ironic, No?

Last year, it wasn’t possible to observe our tradition of going to this steak house.  This year, a gift card mini-bonus from work made it freaking free.  We tipped the heck out of our waitress.  She was all like,”THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!”

Mickey swears he saw one of the other servers take a drink from the water pitcher.

They gave us a dessert because it was our anniversary. Red velvet.

I don’t have as much of a food hangover as I thought I would.

The second plank of the celebration is the traditional…movie.  Yes, we are this creative.

It was great.  That’s saying a lot, because we aren’t good movie pickers. It was showing at the theater where they show the long-haired, artsy stuff.  Of course, we’d never been there before.

We saw:

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

Who’ll love it?

Anglophiles.  I love my tea.  I have been watching the BBC in America series-es on PBS since Bendict Cumberbatch was in grade school.  I’m as horrified by the destruction of the language as the Queen.  I would move.

People who get an aging joke.  This is a story about older people living life.  If you laugh at older people instead of with them, skip it.

Anyone whose favorite candy is Eye-candy.  Beautifully filmed.  By thinking people.  India.  Light and angle are almost characters in the movie.

Word junkies.  Love a phrase well-turned or a story well-told?  Get up. Go. Right now.

Not kids.  This is a grown-ups talking movie.   The sex is implied.  The people are old.  The story is excellent.  Zero special effects.

Who’s in it?

You’ll recognize Dev Patel, from Slumdog Millionaire; Judi Dench, from quite an awful lot of too many things to list, and Maggie Smith, most recently from Downton Abbey, but also from…everything.  A few of the other actors seemed familiar, but most because I’ve seen them a little bit, a lot of times on PBS.

While I highly recommend seeing it in a theater, it would make a rainy Saturday Night in November with a cup of good tea–extremely luxurious.

Disclosure: There were significantly less than 20 people in the theater and Mickey and I brought the average age down by, euh… 25 years or so.  One woman helped her husband to his seat.  As you know, older people keep the best stuff for themselves and enjoy it when younger people aren’t around. A lot.

 

 

 

 

It’s Almost Back to School Time

I am writing about things I want my kids to have when they go back to school, beyond new markers and jeans.

In my guest post at Mom It Forward.

Today.

Mom It Forward Contributor

Please, go look.

Tell me what you think.

Hunting for Sexy Beasts

People get upset when I use the word sexy to apply to things that I find personally very very….

desirable.

Men have been talking about cars that way for a long, long time.  Always.

But let me use it to refer to a handbag or a phone or a curriculum set,

and here we go.

The little smirk.

Condescending chuckle.

Get the point, please.

I feel the way about this…. opportunity.  That a man feels about his fantasy Porsche.

Or I think of this handbag.  Like he thinks of that BMW, he talks about.

SEXY.

Desirable.

Slightly out of reach.

Not in my league, but I know the worth.

Perhaps a little more desirable for it’s inaccessibility.

Leaves you just a little hungry.

Or whatever.

It’s on my mind because I’ve been getting a little practice lately.  Join me.  See if you can find the sexy beast.

No.

 

Let’s continue to search.

 

The 7 year-old, of the species, seats 7 and has an integrated child safety seat.  The children no longer have to be in physical contact at all times when riding.  Apparently, this is mine.  Hands off, Ladies.

Find your own.

Not sexy.  Just beast.  Get. Your. Own.

 

This exact one.  If you’ve noticed a four-fold increase in awkward-disorderliness-resulting-in-accidents-in-the-home, here’s what happened.  On the fourth, we got one of these( a discontinued model for $100 less).  I was ‘wonky’ from “GO!”  In two weeks, the little touchy mouse substitute thingy was o.u.t.  So I got another(30 day guarantee, and they price matched the current model since they were out of turds).

This is my first laptop.

Spell along with me… s-e-x-y-b-e-a-s-t.

Now, that you’ve been on a search for what fits the description of a sexy beast…  A quiz:

Is this a sexy beast?

photo credit: droidlessons.com

Maybe?

I am linking this post with Wordful Wednesday at Parenting by Dummies.

 

 

I Love Monday

No, seriously.

I always have.

Clean Slate.

Back to School.  New Year’s, which is really December 26 because what really gets done between Christmas and Jan 2 or 3? Your Birthday.

And every single Monday.

Tomorrow morning.  New start.

1) Getting ready for 2012-2013 school while supervising You-Know-What.

2 )Lesson planning. (Makes me crave Camels and Night Train).

3) Searching Speech Therapy Services. (One of the things I spare you).

4) Getting the Laundry done. (Glamourous, I know.).

5) Cleaning the fridge. (Jealous?)

6) Doing the banking. (Won’t take long.)

7) Looking at the calendar– Starting Co-op in August, Boy having surgery in September.  Seriously.  Already scheduling the rest of the year.

8) Schedule whichever charity has home pick-up to get some larger items that I need to get out of our way.

9) Scouting extra-curriculars for the boy. He really needs to be busy. It’s what he likes best.

10) Went to the salon, Saturday.  That was the ‘me-time’ for this week.  Friday is our 21st anniversary.  ‘We-time’.  This year, we will resume our tradition of going to the best steakhouse. EVER. There may be someone from Cattle Country reading.  I realize the implications of what I’m saying.  I haven’t had a steak in two years.  I have no idea what to give Mickey.

11) Figure out what to do with this blog.  ‘Track That Stat” says I have hundreds of ‘visits’ per day.  How do I refine my focus?  Keep some of those people here?  Zero people follow by email.  I don’t need to figure out ‘What’, I need to figure out, ‘How.”  I need a look.  I’m like a blank paper.  What else?  Is backstage as simple and helpful as it can be?

12) Mop.

Come to think of it, I don’t think much of Monday, after all.

 

 

 

 

Yesterday’s Music, Tomorrow’s Dance

If you’ve been following along, SOMEBODY hates a cliche.  That same somebody, is one.

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen.

Maggie is having a mid-life crisis.

As we left our heroine, she was apologizing to the mother of a grown man for the accuracy of her remaining vision-the simple ability to discern an attractive adult male from a troll in the visual field.  Having forgotten almost entirely that the man in question is 10 months older than someone she’s been shooing away from her daughter for a year. She joined her 15 year-olds watching interviews on You Tube.*

Finally registering the distant sound of tires screeching and horns blaring.

HEY MAGGIE.  IT’S GONE.  THERE IS NO GOING BACK.  Step back and look, Darling.  No one will ever sing to you again about your flipping hair.  You worry about being that mom who is acting like her teen.  This is her.  She thought she’d take a break in the fun to raise some kids and then go back to charging around being spontaneous and irresistible.  Now her kids are approaching that time in their lives, she’s thinking she’ll just dust off her dance moves and join the fun.

Then she takes a new picture.

And. Sees. Her….  Jowls.

No, that wasn’t her, that was me.

Let’s tally up the score.

1) Face it.  You aren’t getting around like you used to.

2) You are old enough to be the ‘cool aunt’ for people who own their own homes.

3) You are appalled by little kids singing, “we-broke-up-but-Imma-stalk-you-or-you-stalk-me-K?” songs.

4) You keep thinking you’ll get back down to the weight you were in college.  No, Girl. You need that last ten pounds to fill in the loose skin.

5) Barring accident or injury, you are halfway to death.

6) Go quietly.

Back in my time, we had a saying,…

“Like hell.”

ACCIDENTAL MANIFESTO FOR THE SECOND ACT

Grow up. Stop thinking magic works like that.  Magic happens when the callouses on your work-hardened hands click together and make sparks.

You can’t be the cool grandma, when the time comes, if the baby gets scratched on your navel ring**.

Nothing is as sexy as dignity.

 

By the time you were your daughters’ age, you were managing your life.

Stop complaining about them expecting to be waited on, if you won’t let them do the job.

All your “reasons” are legit.  If you don’t move on, they become “excuses”.

Do NOT pass that on to your kids.

Quit being vain.  Take care of your appearance.

If you won’t exercise because you’re embarrassed, the arthritis will come for you.

If you won’t take care of your skin and hair because of money or time or “those products don’t really work”,

the mirror will not pull any punches. Don’t complain about the lighting.

Get over your boobs.  No one cares.

There’s no promise you’ll get to keep them.  Appreciate them.

Keep them under control, but don’t apologize.

Dance.

Work.

Feel Beautiful.

Love.

This second act, unlike the first, which was largely written by others, must be entered on purpose.

Head up, eyes open.  Because you learned in the first act what you can trip over.

Enter strong.

This is when the reviews are written.

 

* If you are dancing in the 100th row, with a phone you just fished out of Chelsea’s Sprite, the video sucks; be ashamed to upload it.

**This is not to say I’ve ruled out the navel ring, but there will be no ink and a granny must categorically never sport a bare midriff.

***photos have been removed because I can’t

 

 

 

 

 

 

Writer’s Workshop: Back In Time

1.) Recycle a favorite post from July of any year that you have been blogging.  This post is actually from the ‘now defunct’ adoption blog, with updates per the ones that are accomplished.

There are 100 things I’d like to do before I celebrate my 100th birthday.  Well, quite number more than that, and the fun stuff more than once.  But you know…I have to digress in some direction(the jury is still out on whether I need some meds for the ADD)  [In 2012,I have not one, but two doctors opinions.  It's not ADD.  I'm just annoying]  .  Since encouraged to take a moment to contemplate the future’s starlit canvas ( what?), here is the list of things so I have it written down in a place I might be able to find it to mark things off.

CRAZYBELOVED ONE HUNDRED THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I TURN ONE HUNDRED

  1.     Be debt free–all debt: credit cards,
  2.     Home
  3.     Auto. Did it, paid one off.  Bought a new one on Monday.
  4.     Save to pay for College,
  5.     Weddings
  6.      And retirement.
  7.      Be finished with this house, by renovation or evacuation.
  8.      Participate in the Neighborhood Christmas Tour of Historic Homes.  I volunteered, again.  Got my fill.
  9.     Find a vacation rental we can return to year after year…we are thinking Outer Banks.
  10.     Be well-read instead of just a reader.
  11.     Finish the story that lives on my shoulder and never skips a day of asking to be written.
  12.     Publish.
  13.     Become known for my hospitality (don’t think Martha, think iced tea in mason jars and laughing until 3 a.m; not moving from the dining room to the living room because it might break the spell).
  14.     Learn to like feta or some other objectionable trendy food.
  15.     Become a REALLY good cook.  Not a gourmet chef.  A Good Cook.
  16.     Own a little neighborhood coffee shop.
  17.      Enter the Pillsbury Bake-off.*
  18.     Figure out a way to share with others in a way that meets needs that are beyond shelter and food.
  19.     Get consistent with my nutrition and exercise.There are not really days off in life.
  20.     Lose 10 more pounds. Change this to twenty.
  21.      Be organized. Real life, finished singing the same old tune, once and for all.
  22.      Have a house that appears to have been decorated with any amount of deliberateness.
  23.      Have 15 minutes of fame for something pleasant.  Not for being a stupid idiot.
  24.      Be a good listener.
  25.      Visit the following: Grand Canyon.
  26.      Philadelphia
  27.      Washington D.C.
  28.      Alaska
  29.      Mount Rushmore
  30.      Kenya
  31.      Spontaneously jump into the car and take off for the beach.
  32.      Get an slr and learn how to use it*
  33.      Kick a bad habit– TV, caffeine, sugar.
  34.      Go geocaching*
  35.      Farm (you know, a garden and a goat and some hens)
  36.      Dress Fabulously
  37.      Have a “signature scent”.
  38.      School my kids to graduation. To the option to go to a really good college.  If they choose.
  39.      Get through this “teen” stage with my girls and move through to a fun healthy relationship.
  40.      Be the mom who has the fun ideas and executes them simply and economically.
  41.      Be the good grandma.
  42.      Have enormous great holiday celebrations.
  43.      Meet some of my favorite bloggers in person*  Met Shell, at Blissdom; sent by Jennifer.  Found a ton of new faves.
  44.      See some important relationships healed on both sides.
  45.      Invite my cousins, SILS, and nieces & nephews to come visit and have them come or want to come.
  46.      Get a cabin in the mountains for Christmas
  47.      Be the family with season passes for the good stuff (not the living history museum).
  48.      Have the courage and wit to stand up for the right so well that people are persuaded without being angry first.
  49.      Learn to scuba dive (from Lance who promised it to us for a wedding gift).
  50.      Learn to climb rocks.
  51.      Get proficient at some sort of textile related craft.*
  52.      Dance in the rain, again.
  53.      Take Mickey to see the Yankees.
  54.      Buy him a(nother) ’65 Mustang.
  55.      Be better at my job.
  56.      Hang out with the Fergusons, again.  Did it.  Last Mother’s Day…Already time to put it back on the list.
  57.      Win something big.
  58.      Own an RV.
  59.      And the big @#$ truck to pull it with.
  60.      See a miracle.
  61.      Visit Boston.
  62.      Know someone who eventually becomes REALLY famous.(Every Oklahoman who knew Mary Hart when she was on Dannysday.)
  63.      Help my kids search their heritage when the time comes.
  64.     Go snowskiing.
  65.     Spend Christmas in New England.
  66.     Do something that would make my aunts and cousins proud.
  67.     Raise beautiful flowers.
  68.     Keep a journal.
  69.     Have another transcendant friend.
  70.     Be really old and have people asking what the secret is and saying crazy stuff like eating bacon, smoking tiparillos, going without sunscreen, drinking a shot of cheap tequila every time I go #2.  Or whatever.
  71.     Build a home in the plan of either the 83rd street house or my Grandmother’s house.
  72.     Not skydive. So far so good.
  73.     Watch the sunset over a rocky shoreline, drinking wine, while my flat stomach peeks out the bottom of my camisole over the comfortable expensive jeans.
  74.     Visit all the amusement parks so my husband can ride all the roller coasters(I like a day at the park, but don’t particularly care for coasters.  Mickey and Diva E’s joy would be enough).
  75.    De-clutter my house.
  76.    Learn to speak Chinese
  77.    Stand-up at an Open Mic Night
  78.    Enter a Chili Cook-Off.
  79.    Win.
  80.    Love.
  81.    Help.
  82.    Sing.
  83.     Rejoice.
  84.     Be a cause for rejoicing.
  85.     Encourage others.
  86.     Teach my kids the same.
  87.     Teach my kids our family history and theirs.
  88.     Get the Thank Yous out in a timely fashion.
  89.     Get a niece from China. 
  90.     Move the washer and dryer downstairs to the right spot.
  91.     Have a collection of something interesting (-er than coffee mugs and cookbooks).
  92.     Have good hair and skin (please God, one time before I die).
  93.     Not end my 15 minutes of fame by being a stupid idiot.
  94.     Never EVER meet Tom Cruise (or Angelina Jolie or Kate Gosselin or Meredith Viera or Nicole Kidman).  Right on schedule.
  95.     Be prepared in case of an emergency.
  96.    Get a boy’s room ready with a cowboy theme.
  97.    Finish raising the funds for this adoption.
  98.    Pack well.
  99.    Fly to China.
  100.    BRING MY SON HOME!!!!

Now wouldn’t it be fun to pass your list to the person on your right and help make each others lists happen?

 

This is my first time to choose a Mama Kat prompt to write on.  It is a load of fun. [I try to link up often.  It's still fun.]

I am linking this post to Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop, still.

 

 

*some of these need to give credit to Jennifer @ Momma Made It Look Easy.  These are the ones I might not have remembered if I hadn’t read her list.  Any other duplication is because we seem to look forward to some similar things.

Saturday Night on the Big Town…

If anybody’s out there…  and not out sipping a Dos Equis and being interesting, “Psst.”

I’m about to wrap ‘er up for this week.

Got robbed.

Updated our life insurance.  (Turns out, it costs more to insure people in their mid-forties than in their late twenties.  Apparently, my stupidity didn’t offset my robust good health in my 20s, and yet, my increased wisdom and caution, earned from a lot of non-fatal hard knocks, doesn’t seem to cover the spread where my statistical likelihood of dropping dead is concerned. Ironic.)

Freaking Algebra, need I say, not done?  I’m getting desperate enough to do what I should have done in the first place.  Nothing.  Not one entertainment of any description.  Not so much as a word search or the restful quiet of a solitary poop. UNTIL IT IS DONE.

Power was out for about 4 hours last week.  At the moment my anxiety about my “first world problems” was about to spin out of control.  It came back on.  Whew.  I don’t know what might have happened if Mickey would have had to sleep without his fan.  Or what if I needed to call…  an ambulance.

Right.

Cat pees in places that are not his box.

We need phones.  Mine has a crank on the side.  All the paint’s off Mickey’s.  Who knew they painted them?  Not me.  The girls need them so they will stop bugging me to get one.  The relative weight of the responsibility/annoyance conundrum, has shifted.

We looked at a car. It’s the sexiest thing I’ve seen in a little while.  Seats 8. Integrated child seat.  My motor’s running already.

1D.  Every time they watch a You Tube video, they are all,”What does that mean?”  I’ll tell you what it means!  Harry likes sex.  Not cats. (Brits!  He uses cat instead of the P word.)

It’s been a strenuous week.  I am about to put this one in the can.  It’s a wrap.

Up in the pipeline?

-the aforementioned cultural lockdown per unfinished business.

-registration for the coming school year.

-lesson planning so we can start so we can finish (aim high, I know.)

-audition distractions from the boy band.

Good Night. The quicker I end today, the quicker I get to tomorrow.

Thanks for being quiet coming in from your fabulous party.