I’m not right often, but when I am,
I AM TOTALLY OBNOXIOUS.
I was right, weeks ago, when I predicted that the One Direction obsession would cease about the time Choir Camp took place.
There was a glimmer of hope the week before when the, then already-grounded, young, “liar-pants-on-fire” ones, glimpsed this on the TV in a fast food joint:
I thought that would be the end of it, but they are grounded, and I can’t use the TV to keep the distraction going.
My moment was coming. Tuesday evening, after a second exhausting day of choir camp.
SHE WENT IN HER ROOM AND TOOK ALL THE ONE DIRECTION PICS OFF THE WALL AND SAID,
“The boys at Friday school are much cuter!”
That’s my baby!
Now, tell Mama who’s RIGHT!!!
That would be: Me.
Look. I told you in the second line I was obnoxious. Once again, delivering as promised. NO ACCIDENT.
*British diver, Tom Daley. Photo:An Honest German